I have noticed a trend lately — people hating on the “Like” button.
Like, whaaa?
What pretentious stick lodged its way so high up there that you feel the need to hate on such a sweet little fellar?
Look, I (pretend to) get it. Random ‘Like’ clicks are so easy, and you want readers to work harder for your wondrous words! You want them to read a minimum of 106 of your older posts (because 106 is legit, anything less would be sacrilege), follow your blog for at least 3 months, and leave comments every other hour. Then and only then will you allow someone to hit that sacred ‘Like’ … because it is only then that they will have a semi-understanding of the type of poet you are.

And then she said, “I’m the Stephen Hawking of bloggers!”
So I replied, “Yeah, and Justin Bieber is a dude!”
I guess I must be too new at the whole blogging thing, because I really just don’t get what the big deal is.
Sure, people can go through and click ‘Like’ without reading a word you wrote. And persons can click ‘Like’ simply as a way to get more publicity. Or maybe even [insert other reason here]. But why does it matter so much??
Whether hurriedly or not, someone just paid your post a compliment. It’s sort of really lame to turn one of those away. Kind of makes you seem, oh I don’t know, conceited. Yeah, you worked hard putting all those words together. Blogging ain’t a walk in the park! It’s a slave trade! I spend quite a bit of time putting my top-o-the-line posts together … but I thoroughly enjoy it — so maybe I don’t get that dilemma.
Or maybe it could just be that I am a desperate attention whore. I constantly need reassurance and a pat on the head. If someone just looks at me while walking past, I take that as a compliment. Therefore, if someone ‘Likes’ a post of mine, I take it as a good thing instead of spending hours wondering what their motive was.
People are lazy nowadays. I mean, just look at us. Sure, you may be traveling and taking pictures, and working, and living a full life — but are you not still spending hours in front of a computer screen? I don’t think its a bad thing (because then I would be bashing myself, and that is a no-no), but give people some credit! After a long exhausting day of Google-ing, rating people on HotOrNot (oh wait, what? people don’t do that anymore?), and hating Pandora for playing that song .. sometimes I just don’t have the energy to write you a comment. I just want to hit the ‘Like’ button in peace without feeling your eyes burning through my soul.
Point is: a ‘Like’ means your blog got some attention, it doesn’t mean the world is crashing down on you. Just relax and drink some tea. And if nothing else, send those stragglers to me … I gladly accept chronic ‘Like’ers.
Just some newbie thoughts from someone who likes compliments — wherever she can get them.















Hilarious! I loved it. Quite funny.
:p Thank you so much!
I “liked” it too, but I was already a follower. Does that make me a stalker? Wait…. what?
I have a special basement for stalkers … I think you’d find it quite amazing
Why, when I read this, do scenes from the movie Seven flash through my mind? “It puts the lotion on its skin… OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!”
Hahaha!
Wait a minute…what was I writing about? Oh that’s it – I hit the Like button, too!
This made me laugh, thanks!
Glad to do so, thank YOU!
After reading this, I felt that I really had to “like” it regardless of my personal opinion…
Well I appreciate the like nonetheless
i just liked this : )
Hah, awesome!
Bah, indeed! I am a liked, but I actually read posts. Sad that people are like whores.. .
:p Not all whore are bad
I didn’t mean to send this one! I meant people who like to “Like”
I know
Bah, indeed! I am a liked, but I actually read posts. Sad that people are “like” whores, eh? .
lol…like!
Thanks for getting it
What I find interesting is Facebook has a Like button but never a dislike button. Some of my friends actually wish they could be haters! hahaha this crazy world!
I know, right? I would hate the crap out of people!
hahahaha!
Yep, definitely worth a “like”.
Well thank you!
thank you
I don’t know what for but you’re very welcome!
Ha! Of course I had to “like” this. Well done!!
Appreciate it, thank you!!!!
I “liked” this because I actually liked this.
Well then, I’m glad!
I wonder if the, err, dislike of the Like button is because it reminds too many people of Facebook. Personally, I find the Like button useful. It allows me to show appreciation without having to, y’know, form words and stuff. I do also miss the Like button when it isn’t used on a site (like forums and message boards). There are times where being able to hit Like would be really handy.
Also, I’m liking this post for the picture of laughing Roosevelt.
Cheers to that, buddy!
From one lunatic to another, I loved this post! Thanks for making me smile today! Hope you check out our blog too if you want a good laugh one day too!
http://www.nikitaland.wordpress.com (Val)
Val,
Thanks for the kind words and I will definitely check your blog out!
It’s always lovely meeting another loony, especially a self-admitted one!
I liked this post & I commented
Now – I will share it on Twitter too!
Aww, thank you!
Loved this, I actually laughed out loud. You’ve wonderfully worded things I’ve thought about myself. We’ll be following you to see what you’re up to next.
Wow, I really appreciate it! I’m glad I could make you laugh, thats what its all about!
You’re absolutely right, what’s not to like? I liked your post immediately after reading, and …… like …………. I liked it, too. Didn’t love it, I liked it ………….. a lot. I mean, as much as you can like a post of someone you’ve read for the first time. Love would be inappropriate, don’t you think? But liking? And yes, I can like it a lot even if I’m reading you for the first time. I think.
I don’t think love is ever inappropriate
But I appreciate the LIKE … really, I do!
I’ll glady take in any stray “likes” looking for a place to live. Or maybe I could just open a non-profit shelter for those “likes” so carelessly thrown away. I’d love them and pet them and call a few of them George. I could use a Sarah Mclachlan song for my commercials and…Oh, well, gotta go build some “like” traps…I mean, comfortable beds.
Hahahahah! OMG you are amazing! I love that!
I take that as a high compliment considering the source. Really happy I found your blog. Thanks for the follow and glad I can help God save another kitten.
Your poem made my brain hang.
So I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it? :p Not funny, I know.
As a person who often uses the like button, thanks for getting it! This post rocks!
Thank you!!
It’s annoying when people complain about getting compliments and the fact you wrote so much on such a little thing. Thanks for ‘wasting’ your time on this wonderful creation.
I’ve never been thanked for my wasted time, this is great! Thank YOU!
Haha, I had no idea there was such a large demographic of people complaining about “Likes” but it does not invalidate your argument one bit! Haters gonna hate. =P
I honestly didn’t know there was such a large number either … I really only read like 3 posts before I wrote that :p
As much as I love pressing buttons, I prefer to just tell you in words that I like what you’ve said
Well your words are very much appreciated, thank you!
love love love:)) like button and oh your post too i pressed the like button