If you couldn’t tell already, I am obsessed with lists. So in the spirit of that obsession, here is a fine (in my humble opinion) list of the things I learned this week.
☞ [Big] Boob Acceptance
When I was a little girl, my papa told me that eating a lot of mayonnaise made boobs grow big (if you knew him, this wouldn’t seem weird). So what did I do? What do you think?
And one day, after hearing ‘flat as a board’ one time too many, I grew boobs. Papa was right! It was magic. The sun was brighter, food tasted better, Brenden Fraser had hair again!
Life was real swell for a while. But then, they kept growing. And growing. (I think I should add that I quit mayonnaise and went straight to Twinkies and cheesecake).
Soon, I could no longer wear any of my favorite shirts without looking like a cheap hooker.
And not long after that, the “Can you please put those things away?” questions started coming.
Uhh, where would you like me to put them exactly? Tape them to my armpits perhaps?
I guess this week I’ve come to terms with the fact that I just gotta accept these things. They’re not fake & perky. They might look like pancakes sooner than I’d like. I can’t look “cute” in a tank-top. People will stare, and people will inevitably think I’m intending on being provocative (when really its just extremely hot outside and I don’t desire to dress in a turtleneck to please you).
But oh well. Acceptance is the key to life.
☞ WordPress: Addiction
What more need I say? I’m sure most of you get it. How many times am I legally allowed to press “Stats” & “Freshly Pressed”?
Every night before bed, I send my prayer to the WordPress Gods that one day I might be Freshly Pressed myself.
Until then, I’ll just humor you with my good looks and undeniable charm.
☞ Santa Is Real
While pinning Christmas stuff yesterday, I decided to Google “Can you send a letter to Santa?”
Because, you know, knowledge is power.
What did I find, you ask? I found this.
Of course then I wrote Santa and asked for the important things.
Then I eagerly went to check my email. And apparently Santa wasn’t busy, because he replied almost instantly!
Well, that’s my Sunday Recap. Hope everyone has a lovely, lazy day! To send you off, never forget the most important thing to remember: